The other day I walked into the front room and noticed a foreign body on the ottoman. Upon closer examination I realized that it was an unattended lizard (!)
"Who put this lizard on the ottoman?" I hollered at the kids.
Lily ran in. "I did, mom," she said with a lot of "duuuhhhh" in her tone. "He's taking a nap and that is the perfect place for him to rest. And he needs a lot of rest because he is injured. Look at his tail!"