Today you've been contrary and whiney in every way.
When I was fixing your lunch, I made the mistake of taking a little nibble of your grilled cheese and you snivelled for five minutes about how it's "not nice for moms to take bites of boys' sandwiches." While you ate, I thought about selling you in the church fund-raiser garage sale this weekend.
Then, while you were having quiet time (that was not quiet and not very much time,) I uploaded these picture and remembered that I think you're the cutest boy in the world. And I have a silly crush on you.
And I think I'll keep you...